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Sunday, January 28, 2007

Note to self: Remember to blog

Just giving you a heads up guys on what to watch for in 2007.
First and foremost..
1. My debut in Monster Fish Magazine.
They have not actually approached me yet but its just a matter of time im sure.
"The Big Flat Fishing Trip" was a HUGE success on Saturday! El Capitan Jesse awoke us on a crisp summer morn (5am to be exact). I was awake all ready as i had not slept in anticipation of the magic day ahead. First mate Davino was less than enthusiastic and probably didnt truley wake properly until maybe 7am when he suddenly got hungry. At that stage he put down his fishing rod and ate his mars bar then spent the rest of the trip falling asleep with a pillow on the deck. I mean who takes a pillow fishing?! Probably a poor choice in first mate.
We found ourselves a couple of old fishermen out in the bay to follow around (we figured they would know all the good spots) I felt like i was reliving my days in the FBI, tailing our suspects from a safe distance.
Back on deck Captain Jesse and myself were reeling in the big catches. (of course none will compare with the one that got away but thats a whole nother blog). Prizes resulting are as follows:
Least Likely to Bait His Own Hook: Dave Moar (what a girl)
Biggest Fight: Jesse Crasbourn vs Sea Slug (a good 20cm at least!!)
Best (and only) Schnapper : Anna Hewitt (and im telling you it WAS legal but i just felt bad so put it back)
Biggest Birdsnest: Anna Hewitt (subsequently banned from casting her own line)
Biggest Fish: Jesse Crasbourn (however the barracuda was hooked in the tail so does that still count?)

All in all a great days fishing!!

2. A report by Hillary Barry on the vast improvement of patients in Whangarei hospital after the appointment of the new (and totally bodacious) clinical pharmacist.

Thats right, get your pants on northland, brush your teeth, buy some deodorant, polish the holden... Anna is returning to "the rei" for one final appearance!
March is the month guys. Im moving out of my flat (tear) and heading up to the winterless north. Where it always rains. And beginning, what could be seen as the best era that Whangarei hospital has ever seen. Me, the brilliant clinical pharmacist. It might be worth mentioning at this stage that i have never actually been a clinical pharmacist in a hospital. and i have been informed that some doctors (and nurses) can be less than accomodating to their input. But hey, my magnetic personality and asthetic beauty have got to get me some points dont you think? And if i wear my Shandy Hat (which you can buy at a great price from my good freind phillipa's blog spot!!) im sure i will be the talk of the town.
Im aiming to introduce Shandy BabyWear into the neonatal ward as one of my first initiatives. What do you think?
Actually , maybe not for the babies with Foetal Alcohlol Syndrome...
Sorry pip but we need to be selective

3. Photos on my blogspot of my up and coming trip to Dunedin

I have been informed by my good freind leighton that he is a member of the 'elite' gay community that resides in dunedin (and here i was thinking that the only elite community of any form in dunedin was that of mosgeil and their leader and our ultimate idol simon or 'spud'.). Its yet to be seen whether leighton in telling the truth or embelishing himself in some way. I may find that when i arrive he is living in a dumpster with speedy, 3 banana peels and a collection of soft toys as his freinds.. Anyway, leighton has decided he is inviting all members of his elite communtiy over to have a sofisticated shin dig of sorts. (im hoping fondue is involved).


Until next Blog,
Rx